I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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