fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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