I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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