I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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