I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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