You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Mom said you looked used
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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