The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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