Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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