I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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