my mouth tastes like poor choices
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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