i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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