Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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