i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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