So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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