He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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