The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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