Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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