Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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