Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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