come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
