I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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