is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
did you just send me my own nude
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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