So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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