omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The adults are the big ones right?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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