cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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