People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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