just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
