I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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