Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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