i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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