there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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