Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
