love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
