i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i will never coherently bang her
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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