I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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