Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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