Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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