I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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