You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My nipple is on Facebook.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
