im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
a search helicopter?!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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