i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
PANTIES FOUND
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