He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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