I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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