There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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