Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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