that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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