Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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