ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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