Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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