Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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