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Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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