drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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